Sunday, August 5, 2018

Menomale - Washington, D.C.


I ate menomale with friends in my last weeks in Virginia. We had to go into D.C. to reach this place and it wasn't really located in a business area. In fact, it looked like a converted house. This wasn't the first time that I've eaten calzone out of what was a house-turned-restaurant. However, this calzone was great. The atmosphere was nice. The calzone was called "Panna" and it was $15. Of course, this makes it one of the more expensive calzones I've eaten thusfar. I have to say, it was worth it though. It contained a cream sauce, ricotta, a kind of ham or prosciutto, basil, and mozzarella. I would describe this as a "wet" calzone because it leaked the insides over the plate when you cut into it. It was a nice, decent size... nothing overly huge or small. It was very thin however, but that seems to be a feature of most of their baked Italian fare. The taste was light and airy, the cream sauce wasn't heavy and the crust was fired perfectly. It stayed hot the entire meal, which I enjoyed. I would criticize the thinness of the calzone with it's wetness. I'm not sure what they would have to do to solve this issue, perhaps reduce the sauce a lot more or strain off the excess water. Anyhow, the whole thing seemed limp because of the moisture. It was also not served with any marinara sauce. Obviously, not a deal breaker, but not something that the standard calzone is missing - as we have come to see.





I give this calzone a solid B for it's delightfulness despite the minor flaws and the very expensive price. The dough was great, the ingredients were great, and the company was great. I would patron this establishment again in the future if I got the chance. It might, however, be wise to pay attention to your surroundings getting to the place, because it's not in the greatest (read: most safe) neighborhood. That makes it even more astounding that such a high-class restaurant could exist where it does. If they move down towards the main action of the D.C. city center, I'm sure they'd have a line out of the door.

Saturday, March 17, 2018

Giardino's - Burke, VA

This restaurant is the sister joint of Villa Bella, owned and operated by the same family. Because of this, I expected the calzone faire to be quite similar to the one I had eaten over at the other place. In fact, the menus are almost identical.

This calzone was full of crumbled italian sausage, onions, prosciutto, and mozzarella cheese. I would describe it as a large calzone with a top-cut in the bread for convection. It was served with a small cup of a very tomato heavy marinara sauce. Overall, it was quite a satisfying dish, if not very salty due to the heavily cured sausage and the prosciutto which is normally quite salty. The breading was perfect, not thick, and the top layer was crispy from the baking process.

The view from the restaurant was pleasant, and the weather was cool. It was the perfect setting for this calzone, as I watched the girl scouts sell their cookies in front of the supermarket that shares a wall. Overall, I would rate this calzone a B- because it was slightly on the expensive side at $13.00 and the overly salty meats that were used. However, it was still good enough that I would happily purchase again.

Sunday, March 4, 2018

Valentinos Pizzeria - Alexandria, VA

This was the second time that I had gone to this establishment. Unfortunately, I didn't save the photos I took the first time around and this gave me a wonderful excuse to have to patron this fine establishment once more. Let me just say this: Valentino's is awesome. It's one of the best pizza shops that I've ever been in. Not only is the food good, but it has an old-school italian pizza shop vibe that left long ago. The pizza's are humongous and they're not your standard fair. They offer a Chicken-alla-Vodka pizza that's just wonderful. But, my job is to review the calzones so that's what we'll do.

I like their calzone's a lot. I did more so the first time I went there, because the true test of a restaurant is if they an consistently duplicate the good results they produced the first time a person ever went there. In this case, they didn't quite reach that mark. The first time I went, I ordered the deluxe calzone which runs at a fair $9.75. This calzone, as it is shown in the windowed area of the prepared stuff, to which you can just point and say "I want one of those", is made as a traditional half-moon pocket. However, during the baking process, they slice the pocket open, place all of the extra ingredients you desired on top, and then cook the thing open-faced. This method gives the calzone a very unique and enticing look once it is served to you, and the ingredients are cooked up like a pizza. None of the flavors have been meshed together because a closed pocket didn't force the flavors to stew together. Neither does the cheese carry much of the flavor of any of the ingredient, and nor is there very much of it in the first place. The calzone is served with some marinara sauce, and it's pretty good, but nothing to write home about.


Their calzones are very traditionally "doughy" being made up mostly of the bread. The open-faced style of cooking this calzone causes the bread to be very dry and brittle when it comes out to the table. Despite these criticisms, the calzone is still very good. The ingredients are top quality, and the artisan nature of the calzone gives it a personality all of its own. However, after having tasted some of my friend's pizza while I was there, I most certainly will be returning for that instead. I readjust my previous score to a C+ because they didn't replicate the results I got on the first visit, the bread was very dry, and to cook a calzone open-faced sort of destroys the whole point of a calzone for me.

Friday, January 12, 2018

Buon Appetito - Chantilly, VA

A colleague recommended that I try this place. They told me that the pasta sauce was great. Well Stella, maybe next time! I, of course, ordered their calzone. This establishment offers three or four varieties and, as a meat lover, I couldn't resist ordering the pepperoni and sausage.

What I learned about the calzone's here are:

1) They are cheap, running only $6.79.

2) They are made like a pizza and folded over with the toppings added to order.

3) They are very standard.

First, I would  classify the size of the calzone as medium-small. Definitely not the smallest I've had so far, but pretty small in comparison to most. This is almost what you would order if you wanted a snack lunch instead of a full lunch with pizza and breadsticks. The dish was served with a small plastic cup of marinara that was pretty good. I would describe it as a high quality spaghetti-o's sauce because it was only the sweeter and on the more "ketchup-y" side.

The dough of this calzone very not very good. It was tough because all of the moisture was baked out of it. Furthermore, the knives they provide to cut their food with are butter knives, which made it slightly frustrating. The taste of the dough was pretty good, and also on the sweet side. They did not doctor the dough up like some places do with cornmeal, cheese, or cuts in the bread. The fillings were your medium-quality pizza-place toppings, italian pizza sausage and a decent pepperoni. One thing I noticed is that they brought the heat way up on this calzone through baking it, and the cheese was molten. The ricotta was mixed well with the toppings but lost its consistency because it was baked too high, which is confirmed by the toughness of the dough that was miraculously unburned.

I can say with full confidence that this establishment makes very good food, and good pizza. If I had to try this place again, I might even get their pasta as recommended by my coworker. Their pizza looked delicious. However, I am forced to rate this calzone as a C because of the negative aspects listed, which were offset by the positives of it's price and the tastiness of it's fillings and marinara.

Saturday, January 6, 2018

Pizzamore - Mt. Dora, FL

My mother surprised me with a trip to go get a calzone at a local Mt. Dora hotspot named Pizzamore (that's Pizza + Amore if you didn't already put it together). The surprising thing is that this restaurant is inside of a house. Literally, I felt like I was eating dinner in little johnny's bedroom.

I ordered their calzone and had them add pepperoni into it. The ingredients were pretty good, the pepperoni was a decent quality and the cheese was very thick. They did include ricotta, but no ham - which is why I added the pepperoni. The calzone was sufficiently cooked, the bread was overcooked at the tradeoff that the ingredients were at the proper temperature. One thing that this restaurant seems to do is to liberally pepper the outside of the bread with dry parmesan cheese and bake it into the dough. This gives the bread a crunch which, while not inherently bad, added to the feeling that the dough was overcooked.

The calzone was medium large, and was more on the expensive side, at $12.99 (because of the added pepperoni). The last criticism of this dish is that the marinara was not very good, and was clearly canned and reserved.

I give this calzone a C- for the value, and artistic merit that was taken with it that didn't quite add up. 

Wednesday, December 27, 2017

Giovanni's - Lake Mary


Myself and an old friend went to this establishment on his recommendation. On the menu, they had a classic calzone, a vegetarian calzone, and something called the "Special" calzone. I, of course, went with the special calzone - the price of which was $12.99. When it arrived, I saw that it was a large calzone, not medium large as usual, but just flat large. The calzone was oven baked in a regular oven. The dough was burnt, and crispy. This turned out to be my least favorite part of the dish, because it flaked away as you tried to cut it and burnt (or overdone) dough is always chewy. However, the insides of the pocket were very good. Mr. Giovanni threw in everything and the kitchen sink. It had pepperoni, meatball, ham, mushrooms, green peppers, onion, sausage, ricotta cheese, and mozzarella cheese. Usually, when we see this many ingredients in a calzone, we don't get the ricotta. This time, we did. All of these standard pizza-topping ingredients came together to form a very delicious medley. The calzone was cooked quite nicely inside. This lends to my theory about the difficulty of cooking a good calzone. Had the outside not been burnt, the insides may not have reached sufficient temperature to cook well. Calzones are hard because they are a trade-off in many ways. Unfortunately, the dough and the price detracted quite heavily from the overall quality of it, leaving me only to be able to score it as high as a C+. I wouldn't go here and get it again, but if I found myself back at Giovanni's in an unplanned way, I might be interested to try the other calzone.

Sunday, December 17, 2017

Italian Pizza Kitchen – Van Ness Area – Washington, D.C.

I was excited for this place. Two separate people I know recommended this location to me as a great place for calzones in Washington D.C. Living in Virginia, I don’t get the opportunity to get into the city very often, but I made the trip out for this one. The restaurant is a cozy corner café. Upon entry, me and my friends were seated and placed our orders. The food arrived after about 15 minutes, all three of us ordering a calzone to share. They ordered the Italian Calzone, and I ordered the Napoletana. All the calzones ran $12.95, no matter which version was chosen. I went with the Ham calzone so I could establish a baseline, since the menu boasted ricotta cheese. When it arrived, I noticed that it was the common size of medium-large, which put me at ease. Upon the first bite, I would describe the dough as fluffy, the calzone appeared to be baked in a regular oven. The outside was crisp and well timed. The dough itself wasn’t sweet, nor was it sour. It was regular dough. The presentation of the dish was also one of the best I’ve seen. The chef opted for the risky striations cut into the top of the calzone for visual effect. An aged parmesan was liberally sprinkled over the top. I knew it was a higher quality cheese because its strong concentrated flavor took over a lot of the dish in the parts that it touched. Inside was a nice low-moisture mozzarella with a medium quality ricotta cheese, curdy and seasoned with basil pocketed towards the front. The ham that was used appeared to be a standard pizza topping style ham, cut in quarter inch thick strips and without heavy curing. The cheese inside was not all the way congealed due to the chef paying attention to the dough as the indicator of readiness. This is often the struggle with calzones, cook the dough perfectly and the insides haven’t gotten hot enough to cook correctly, or cook the inside correctly and risk a burnt crust on your dough. Some chefs seem to cut the striations in the top of the pocket in order to allow the hot convection air to cook the insides as well as the outside, but the risk there is that, while eating the calzone, it loses its heat too quickly and becomes cold halfway through. The calzone did suffer from this common issue. However, the marinara sauce was fantastic; earthy, with a hint of spice, albeit only given in a very small carafe. Overall, I enjoyed the calzone. I had a bite of my friend’s Italian calzone and, I think that if I visit again, I might end up ordering that one. I score this Calzone as a B- due to the price for the issues present with it. Presentation was great, timing was great, a few issues with the flavor and quality of the ingredients, but overall not just average.

Mamma Lucia – Inside Fair City Mall – Fairfax, VA (Round 2)

I’m making a recantation of my previous score at this place. I was ready for the lower quality of the calzone but, for the price, it would have been worth it. However, this calzone was terrible. It was overly doughy, yet elastic and hard to cut with the plastic utensils that were given. The calzone was heated to such a degree that the cheese was liquefied and poured completely out onto the plate when the calzone was cut. The heat melted the plastic fork I was using to eat it. I would describe this calzone as a “gumbo” of mostly cheese and pieces of other unidentifiable ingredients, giving the dish just a hint of “meat flavor”. It was a thoroughly dissatisfying eat the second time around. I am rescoring this calzone as a D-, because it wasn’t as bad as I remember Paisano’s being, but probably the second worst calzone I’ve had to-date. The price remained the same at $7.49.


Saturday, December 9, 2017

King’s NY Pizza – Fairfax, VA

This was probably the fourth time I’ve been to this place, but the first time I remember to capture pictures of it. Furthermore, it has probably been about 7 months since I had been here last. I ordered the Ham Calzone again, because I knew it was the classic. When getting back on the horse, one needs to re-establish the baseline. I remembered the Ham Calzone being one of the best I ever had before, and I wasn’t disappointed the second time. I have to admit though, it felt different. The dough was baked quite heavily, very slightly on the tough side but delicious. The outside was crispy and sweet. The dish was served with a very thin marinara which went quickly due it the amount and how much the bread soaked it in. The ricotta used in the pocket was probably some of the best I’ve had so far, with some kind of Italian herb mixed in and sweetened. The ham was cured and salty which mixed together delightfully with the sweetness of the cheese. I believe the difference was how the dough was made and the size of the Calzone. The price of the dish remains to be $9.00 flat, which is still a good deal, but less of one due to the reduced size of the Calzone. I’m adjusting my previous score to a B-, due to the changes. Despite this slightly lower score, it was still quite good and I’ll probably go back again in the future.



Friday, December 1, 2017

Santini’s NY Deli – Fairfax, VA

If any calzone I’ve eaten so far has taught me anything, it was this one. This one, had to have been the most average calzone I’ve eaten so far. Average tasting dough, average price ($9.95), average taste. There were many pros and cons to this one, for example: The dough was cooked well on the top, but it was very crispy on the bottom making it hard to completely cut through. The menu advertised the Calzone I ordered, which was the “Deli” Calzone, with ricotta cheese – but there was none to be found in it. The cheese was not thoroughly melted as I have described in other postings, but not bad. I suppose, in a headline, what this dish should be called is “Fantastic Pepperoni and Ham inside of some average tasting bread and cheese”. Being a deli, I shouldn’t have expected any less of the meats, they were great. High quality pepperoni oozing with that spicy oil they have. The ham was salty, but not too salty. The meal was served with the biggest bowl of marinara sauce I’ve had so far, except it tasted canned. Like they poured half of a can of marinara sauce in a bowl and gave it to me. The highs of this meal: the meat, the amount of marinara, the size of the calzone (medium-large) were matched by the lows of the meal: no ricotta as advertised, quality of the sauce, taste of every other part of it. They did serve the meal with a steak knife and a metal fork which is always helpful. I give this Calzone a very, very middle of the road C.


Saturday, November 25, 2017

Pie-tanza – Arlington, VA

After finding this place online, I knew that it might be slightly more upscale than what I have generally been used to. The price on the internet, and even the menu, wasn’t at all as it is in the store. Online, it appeared that there were a few “pre-built” options for a Calzone, which I generally choose. Many restaurants will allow you to “build your own” calzone, or at least add ingredients for an extra fee. However, Pie-tanza’s whole angle on Calzones is to build your own. Upon looking at the menu, there didn’t appear to be any pre-built options but, for $12.79, I was allowed to choose up to three fillings from the very large array of ingredients they had. The dough and the mozzarella are standard, so I chose domestic mushrooms, Italian sausage, and ricotta cheese. It didn’t take them long to make it. There was a giant wood-fire oven in the center of the restaurant, but it didn’t appear that they used this to make my calzone. They may have, and I was just not paying attention. The calzone was in the medium-large range as far as size goes, and it was served with a small carafe of marinara sauce that was delicious. I could describe the marinara as “earthy”. It had a lot of basil flavor and chunks of tomato in it. Suffice to say it went pretty quickly. As I am learning, a standard difference between Calzones and Strombolis are that a Calzone tends to have more dough. This was definitely the case here. The calzone had a “rolled” edge in a classic fashion, which made a lot of bread to eat around in order to get to the pocket. The dough was literally perfect. I may have had dough that I liked more because of its sweetness or texture, but this dough was, technically speaking, perfect in every way. It was not overly sweet or unsweet. It was cooked to perfection all the way through, it was both thin and crispy but had enough volume that it maintained a level of softness. The ricotta used in the pocket was a creamy high-quality cheese. The mushrooms tasted like canned ones that had been cooked (to be expected), the mozzarella seemed to not be a low-moisture kind. There was a lot of moisture in the pocket. I didn’t seem to get a whole lot of the Italian sausage that I asked for, and it was “wet” inside the middle. The wetness of the sausage and the mozzarella was not overbearing, but it did leave the bottom of the dough ever-so-slightly soggy, as described about other Calzones on this blog. All in all, this was a very good Calzone. I would score this one a B+, although it’s probably due for an A- as far as flavor goes, but the high price of almost $13 brings the score down because of the bready-ness of it and the wetness of the fillings.



Friday, November 17, 2017

Casa D’ Mama Pizzeria – Annandale, VA

Another Google maps based on vicinity find. But boy am I sure glad I found this place. It’s located in a shopping center right off of a major road, but one would kind of describe it more like a strip-mall. It’s kind of a sad affair to venture here, the area looks as if it might be closed and bought out by a developer sometime in the near future and the businesses may be struggling. This is confirmed by the signage presented (jokingly) by the establishment that reads “Please stop in so that we can both eat”. Inside of the place, it’s decorated in a vintage 80’s Italian art-deco style but in a building that looks like it was built in the 60’s or 70’s. It was easy to order and find the calzones, to which they have a plentiful selection along with strombolis. I was very tempted, based off of interview reviews, to order the Steak and Cheese stromboli but, with my last experience at Tony’s in Manassas, I decided that I should always stick with the calzone first and foremost. I chose the “Calzone”, or regular as I was informed by the cashier, for $8.99. I got my diet coke and waited for about 15 minutes for it to arrive, a normal time. I was the only patron who had ordered food at that particular moment and I could smell my calzone baking. Oh it smelled delicious! When it came, I saw that overall, in size, I would describe it as “medium” but it was so plump that I have to raise this observation to “medium large”. Upon first cut I noticed that the dough was thin and flaky on the outside, browned to a hardened shell. The filling went all the way to the edges of the dough, which is always a wonderful thing. The marinara sauce provided was especially good, flavored with strong Italian seasoning. After tasting the dough, I would almost describe it as being “pretzeled”. If there were salt on it, I would have sworn it was a pretzel. This added a truly interesting dynamic to the meal. There was also a healthy amount of ricotta in it, which is always welcome by my palate, and a goodly amount of mozzarella. The mozzarella was not congealed all the way and, at the bottom of the pocket, could still be seen in its shredded form. Surprisingly, this did not diminish from the delicious flavor and only made it taste better! The pocket was crammed full of ham. Some restaurants only sprinkle in slices of chopped up ham, but this place was very liberal with it. The ham had a wonderful smoky and sweet flavor. It was a very wet-ham which caused the bottom of the calzone to be moist with meat juice. This took away from the dough a little bit, because it was slightly soggy on the bottom, running across my plate. The combination of this flavored ham, the ricotta, the uncongealed mozzarella, and the awesome dough dipped in the heavily seasoned marinara sauce made it clear that this was one unique calzone. I loved it! The size, the price, and the uniqueness of this calzone make me give it the most solid B+ I have given to date. I will definitely be stopping back in again in the future to try that steak and cheese stromboli though.


Monday, November 13, 2017

Tony’s Pizzeria – Manassas, VA

I went here on a recommendation from a friend’s wife’s coworker. The webpage of the establishment makes it look like a five star restaurant. Upon arrival, I realized that it was in a strip-mall in the middle of a busy city. Now, looks don’t usually have any correlation with the taste, because good taste can come from anywhere. Upon entering, the restaurant’s fare was displayed wonderfully for all to see in multi-level glass casing. This turned out to be an awesome answer to my question. The menu board showed that Tony’s offered both calzones and strombolis. I asked the clerk what the difference was, and he said that calzone’s were more “doughy” and contained ricotta in them as well as mozzarella, whereas the strombolis had more filling and less dough and only mozzarella. I saw a chicken and broccoli stromboli and, counting both a calzone and a stromboli as the same, I went ahead and ordered it. The price came out to only $5.75 for this stromboli, and I would classify it as a medium size, maybe even slightly larger! When it arrived, I dug in and the first thing I noticed was that it was watery. They did not drain the water from the chicken or the steamed broccoli so there was a “soup” going on inside of the dough. There was very little mozzarella, only enough to bind the broccoli and chicken together. The chicken and the broccoli were not seasoned with anything, just cooked in their own juices. The dish was largely without flavor and strange to eat because the dough was very nicely done (and beautifully done in a braiding pattern) on the outside, but mushy on the inside. This was one time I fully regretted not getting the ham and pepperoni calzone. Suffice to say, I did not enjoy my food at Tony’s and, due to the distance, I probably won’t be back again. But it’s hard to argue with that price and the pizza and bruschetta looked good, so there’s a very high chance that I ordered the one thing that they couldn’t make very well. I give this dish a D+ because it was not very good, but it was soooo cheap.


Sunday, November 5, 2017

Vinny’s Italian Grill and Pizzeria – Lorton, VA

I would describe this place as having an old country charm, except everything in it is Italian. I’m not sure quite how they pulled this off. Perhaps it was the two tables of “good ol’ boys” laughing and joking around in one corner, the table with the elderly couple in the other corner, a family with kids at yet a different table. The checkerboard tablecloths with cans of marinara sauce on racks for artistic effect. Maybe the biggest factor was the drive out to the restaurant from the rest of northern Virginia, one that is tree-lined and lonely, making a person feel as if they are on a country back road. Anyways, I knew that I was coming for their calzone and I chose their “Bellybuster”. This one carries a $9.99 price tag, but it is what I would call “medium-large”. Not as big as some of the other ones I’ve had but still more than enough for the average person to finish in one sitting. In this case, the price really justified the size of what you were getting. It didn’t take too long, and when the calzone arrived, it was a rectangle! Only Ledo’s was ever bold enough to make a square calzone before. Not that this means anything in particular, but it’s just interesting to look at. This calzone’s crust was both fluffy and crispy, it was brushed in butter which gave the outside a nice bubbled crust. The dough was sweet, but not too sweet. The guts of the dish contained sautéed mushrooms, mozzarella, green peppers, ground chuck, pepperoni, and onions. The vegetables were undercooked so that they were crispy and retained a lot of their aromatic properties. The mushrooms were sautéed perfectly. The pepperoni used was average, and had a decent amount of flavor. The ground chuck was important here because some other restaurants that included hamburger meat inside of their calzone didn’t pull it off quite right. This meat was actually seasoned, and you could pick out this flavor from the other flavors. It did not have a gamey taste to it. The dish was served with a nice wide bowl of marinara sauce, which tasted good but like it was a store bought sauce.  The waitress was a nice Korean lady which added to the oddness of my Floridian country experience, stepping into a restaurant that had all of the feel of a place I might have experienced back home but with a few different twists. If you look close enough, things at Vinny’s seem one way, but slightly twisted. I like it, and I will definitely be stopping in again if I’m ever out that way. I give this calzone an A- because it was done technically perfect, but lacked just an ever so slight amount of that quality that you would get from a high-end gourmet restaurant. With the first bite, you could tell it was cooked by a pizza place. Whether you mind that, or not, is all a matter of preference.


Friday, October 27, 2017

Stone Hot Pizza – Alexandria, VA

I found this establishment on Google maps, searching the areas I had already haunted for new blood. I chose this restaurant because their menu offered five different types of calzone with the option to make your own. This tells me that they take their calzone seriously and don’t just offer it as an afterthought. These places are getting farther and farther away from my house so it took me a little while to get there. When I did, the place was empty. People would stop in periodically and pick up a pizza they ordered over the phone. I ordered the Superano calzone that boasted Mushrooms, Italian sausage, peppers, onion, and pepperoni. The cost for this calzone was $10.95. It did not take it very long to arrive, less than ten minutes. During my wait, two Afghani women walked in to order sandwiches. Things got loud behind the counter with a man I did not previously see. I overheard who I understood to be the owner saying “You are from Afghanistan right?” The women confirmed and the man said he was from Iran. I enjoyed their exchange because it started off in English and ended in Arabic. The man who seemed to be shouting happily was the one to deliver my calzone. I suddenly realized that the entire establishment was run by Middle Eastern people. The thing about Stone Hot Pizza is that they actually have a stone oven which they cook the pizza in. the calzone I was served had a thin and crispy crust, slightly burned in spots because of the stone oven. The dough that was used was their pizza dough, covered in cornmeal. The calzone was large. Noticeably larger than the usual calzones I am served. The thing that really makes this dish is all the toppings that are packed into the pocket. Were there mushrooms? Oh yes, and they were sautéed and delicious. Were there peppers? You betcha, and they were cooked to keep their flavor and crunchy. Pepperoni? Very high quality stuff. Onions? Slightly undercooked so they were aromatic and crunchy. The calzone also had ricotta cheese in a small amount and mozzarella. One could taste the stone oven that had cooked it. The dish was served with a side of refrigerated marinara that was just alright. The calzone overall was not the best I ever had, but it was very very good. This time, the price was even justified by the size. Something about this calzone was different though, it tasted more… Mediterranean. Like a gyro, and not like an Italian made it. No single flavor overpowered the dish as a whole. It was large enough that it got cold while I was eating it because it took me so long to finish. I score this Calzone a B+ because the price was good for the amount of food, all the flavors were excellent, and the stone oven gave the whole thing a unique flavor. 


Saturday, October 21, 2017

Bertucci’s – Springfield, VA

This place did not have a stellar rating on Google, I think it came in at around 3.8 out of 5. Despite the average judgment passed against it, I was in the area when I decided that I wanted another calzone. The menu paints the establishment as one that strives for originality. I had only once before seen a calzone that contained meatballs, especially ones that were supposedly handmade. The restaurant itself is a little difficult to get to since it is right near the interstate, next to a mall. Traffic was quite heavy.  I went after around 1p.m. in the afternoon, and the place was not busy. I was seated and my hostess came very promptly with freshly cooked bread and oil. This bread was fantastic, and I could only contain my excitement for the calzone. I ordered the Poplette Calzone, which contains handmade meatballs and Pecorino, Romano, Ricotta, and Mozzarella cheese with a little of what they call “pomodoro sauce”. The calzone came in a reasonable about of time, about 15 minutes, and my first impression was that it was quite small for the price. It runs $12.29. At this price, I expected to see a calzone that rivaled the one at Delia’s or Ovvio. This calzone, however, was about as standard of a medium size as one could expect. Eating calzones is always an adventure and, unless you’ve been to the restaurant before, you never know what size, shape, or quality of contents you’re going to get. At this point, price doesn’t seem to be an indicator for any of those things. The calzone was one of the most standard shapes I’ve ever seen. It looked like the epitome of what a calzone is expected to look like, with its half-moon shape and rolled over edges. The meal was served with a larger saucer of the pomodoro sauce for dipping, and a steak knife. I have come to appreciate the inclusion of steak knives, since calzones can be hard to cut through with a standard butter knife. The first thing I noticed was that the dough was perfect. It was soft and fluffy, yet baked to the perfect crisp on the outside. The dough in this calzone was everything I expected after having eaten their appetizer bread. One thing is for certain, Bertucci’s is good at making bread. Once I got to the innards of the calzone, I opened it up and noticed what was inside. The meatballs were very small, clearly handmade. They still had a very slight “gamey” taste to them because they used a hamburger meat to prepare them. The ricotta was of the smooth and creamy kind, almost like a marscapone cheese and not the curd-ish kind. Furthermore, it was still a little cold. I could not distinguish the other cheeses, Pecorino, Romano, and mozzarella. It all just tasted like a low-moisture, shredded, mozzarella to me. Furthermore, it did not seem that the calzone was baked long enough for the cheese to congeal with itself, and I knew the cheese came shredded because I could feel the individual shreds of the cheese in my mouth. Do not get me wrong, this calzone was not undercooked. Like I said before, the dough was excellent. However, the inner ingredients did not come together on the level of standard that the dough set. I would rate this calzone as a strong C+ because of its delicious bread, but high price for the size and the just “okayness” of its guts. I did like that they included some of the standard elements I’ve come to love in a calzone, but it wasn’t enough for me to want to go back for another one.


Friday, October 13, 2017

Delia’s Pizzeria and Grill – Springfield, VA

Another one I found on Google Maps and decided to try on a whim. When I came in here, I was asked “How can I help you” once again by the host – this never fails to throw me for a loop as to what the proper response should be. I sat myself and asked immediately for the “Traditional Calzone”, Anyways, the waitress was very nice and attentive to the fact that it took about 20 minutes to make the calzone. When it arrived, I realized that this might win the award for the biggest calzone that I have eaten thus far. It was as large, if not larger than, the calzone from Ovvio Osteria. The price tag on this one was $10.50, which was not bad at all for a calzone of such a substantial size. The menu boasts the calzone with having mozzarella, pepperoni, ricotta, and sausage. In reality, it only had three of the four with the ricotta notably missing. This was unfortunate because ricotta cheese is one of my more liked ingredients in a calzone, even though I’ve been informed that it’s not very authentic Italian. Anyways, the calzone was very good, the pepperoni was of a very high quality and contained a lot of flavorful oils. The sausage, like most pizza places was bland in nature, and more for adding a consistency and texture to dishes. The mozzarella was, I believe, of a low-moisture type. The kind that gets put on New York style pizza and gets chewy when it cools down. The dough that contained all of these ingredients was handmade. It wasn’t as sweet as most of the calzone dough I’m used to, and I didn’t enjoy it as much as other doughs. It wasn’t anywhere near as bad as the dough at Paisano’s, but it ranked closer to that than not. I had a very hard time finishing this calzone because of its size. I would rate this one at a solid B. No plus or minus. The value was extremely good, the dough and the lack of advertised ricotta were not so good. The pepperoni was great, and the cheese was alright until it cooled off. The waitress kindly offered marinara on the side, which was tasty in its own right.


Friday, October 6, 2017

Flippin Pizza - Fairfax, VA

Another google maps search resulted in this pizza parlor that I wasn’t previously aware of. When I entered the restaurant, it was clearly part of a small chain that is trying to modernize and increase its brand recognition. I don’t understand what the fascination for the word “flip” is supposed to be in the name, since almost all pizza places that hand-toss their dough flip it at some point. Perhaps there is something different that the company does while making the pizza. Regardless, I chose to order their Brooklyn Calzone. I noticed that the pizza was definitely a “New York” style, flat with lots of cheese and a thin sauce. The calzone came in two sizes, a small and a large. The small one was incredibly small… literally the smallest calzone I’ve ever seen. It could fit in the palm of my hand. The prices ran $8.50 for a small one and $13.50 for the large. The bigger one, which I chose because I knew I’d still be hungry otherwise, I had to wait to see since they did not have a medium on display. When it arrived only 10 minutes later, I noticed that it was about a standard medium size, according to my personal opinions as I have been rating calzones in this log. One of the other things that I noticed was that, for three guys working there who appeared to be super busy, this calzone was presented beautifully. I think this might be been the “best looking” calzone I’ve eaten so far. It was pre-sliced for me into three sections, had artisanal air-pockets cut into it for the baking process, and it was garnished extremely well. It was served with a small cup of marinara sauce, which was pre-prepared before the day as it was in a Dixie cup with a lid and was cold. The Brooklyn calzone has a lot more ingredients than usual calzones in this area, boasting mozzarella, ricotta, pepperoni, meatballs (sliced), mushrooms, and garlic. There were healthy amounts of ricotta in the calzone, which is always a favorite of mine. The pepperoni was super-fresh and you could taste the oil mixing with the cheeses. The meatballs’ consistency were alright, but when eaten singularly didn’t have a whole lot of flavor. The mushrooms were a nice touch, and added an element of moisture to the dish. What really throws this calzone over the average edge is the garlic. Not all restaurants put garlic in their calzone, believe it or not. The dough was quite delicious and baked perfectly, it wasn’t “dough-y” as some restaurants concoct, but thin and crispy. It was very similar to Ledo’s type of dough, but not overly brushed in butter. One thing I did notice was that having the calzone cut into thirds caused it to lose heat quite quickly, and the meal had cooled off before I could finish it resulting in congealed lumps of cheese. All-in-all, this was a very good calzone. I score this calzone a B- because of its dastardly price of over $13 given its size. Although, to be fair, there was clearly more effort put into this one than most of the calzones that I’ve eaten so far. However, as a consumer, there comes a point where the value of paying for quality is lower than the intrinsic value of the product. Nobody would pay $400 for a perfectly manufactured pencil, when a normal one would do just fine.



Friday, September 29, 2017

Crust Pizzeriza Napoletana – Vienna, VA

I came here on another recommendation from my Italian co-worker. She recommended I try the Pizza Fritta, which turns out to be a Fried Calzone, so that’s exactly what I did. I went a few hours after lunchtime, so the place was pretty dead. The atmosphere of the venue was open and modern with a little Italian flair adorning the walls here and there. I could see a wood-fire oven in the corner behind the cash register. Once I ordered, I sat down and waited for about ten minutes for the calzone to arrive and, when it did, I have to say that I had never seen a calzone like this one. It was clearly fried, as the dough resembled a funnel cake of some kind. It wasn’t topped with anything, but sprinkled green with chopped basil or parsley. Yes, this calzone was “doughy” but being fried dough was quite flavorful by itself. The calzone contained ricotta cheese, a thin authentic-style Italian sauce, and thick sliced and diced cuts of what appeared to be ham but the website calls it “Salami di Napoli”. The ham/salami was cured and gave a salty flavor to the dish. The interesting thing about the frying process was that it created a “stew” out of the inside of the calzone so that all of the individual ingredients were mixed together into a soupy pinkish mess inside the pocket. There were also what appeared to be whole bay leaves cooked inside with the other ingredients, and their flavor permeated everything about the calzone. Despite the unappealing look of the inside, this calzone was quite good. I would say that this calzone was medium-big, it wasn’t as big as the biggest I’ve had so far, but it certainly was larger than average. It was not served with any marinara sauce. I give this calzone a B- because the bay leaves were very powerful, it was just slightly too much dough, and the cost of this meal was $15. I would have maybe charged $10 or $11 for it and still thought that was generous.



Monday, September 25, 2017

Ledo's Pizza - Springfield, VA (Round 2)

So I've been to Ledo's maybe 5 or 6 times now. Each time was pretty consistent, and that's what one would expect from a local chain restaurant.

BUT NOT THIS TIME. This time, it was different.

It had been about 8 or 9 months since I had been to Ledo's, maybe even longer. I'm not sure what they've done, but their Chicken Calzone has changed and for the BETTER!.

First of all, it's packed with a lot more stuffing. The bread comes in that classic crispy crust, and they've turned it up to 11. There is grilled chicken slices, sauteed mushrooms, garlic, and onions. The Ledo's sauce is tangy and mildly spicy and works wonderfully. The calzone claims to have about 1600 calories, and it only costs $7.99!

Furthermore, I was helped by no less than 4 people, each one of them asking me if I needed something or if someone else had already gotten my order. The food was much faster as well, only took about 15 minutes to receive the meal.

Ledo's classic square calzone may not be anything close to an authentic italian calzone, but it sure is good. I'm re-rating this calzone at an A- for being the same thing it was before, only better!